This is a remake of the BEST SONG EVER!!! The Dynasty drinking song circa 2003. Oh the memories...
I went to a party at Canadian Max's house last night. I did a lot of illegal things. I also almost, almost got some action. But nooo, Arisel needed a cheeseburger. It was so fun though. Max is like, barely 18 and has all these young friends. The whole night I was telling Lori and Ari that I felt like a pedophile staring at these little punk boys. One looked like Davey Havok circa 1992. Lipring, band shirt, baggy shorts... he was cute. This other kid I kinda knew because he shops in Le Goody all the time. I always thought if I were 5 years younger, I'd so crush on him. He was startled to see me. It was cute.
Anyway, I'm tired. Emaan, if you read this, call me. I wanna know where you went last night. You and your fucking "Cheap Red Wine" hahaha.
July 17 2005, 20:41:59 UTC 6 years ago
jib!
I am alive...but I felt like I was going to die, so I left. I think you might need to fill me in on the details...July 18 2005, 00:19:48 UTC 6 years ago
Re: jib!
Hahahahaha. Good thing you're safe. After a while, I asked Rito where you were and she had no clue. No one knew. Lori left right as I noticed you were gone so I called her to ask if you left w/ her. We stood a while longer and I was rather close to some boo-tay. I'll inform you later, hehe. But I think you know who. Think "licked nipples". LMAO.